Maria Sharapova is under increasing pressure to explain the how’s and why’s of her UN-NEEDED use the medication Meldonium, which is often prescribed for Heart Failure and Angina, but conveniently for Maria Sharapova it is also known to increase aerobic and physical ability.
It even LOOKS like a cheating drug, look at it’s beady eyes and it’s shifty figure, it looks like the kind of drug that would run off to Brazil with your wife to live in it’s lovely Summer house and go on bi-weekly camping holidays on its nice Rivera-branded Yacht and have lovely campfires on a beachside yurt while talking about British subjects like the weather.
Players were told five times in December that drug would be banned, and considering the drug is only supposed to be used for a TYPICAL PERIOD 4-6 weeks, surely if she was using it for legitimate purposes, she’d have finished by now, right?
Nope, she’s been using this for 10 years, and considering it’s so strong that it should be used for 3 MONTHS AT MAXIMUM, I can’t even begin to imagine how much effect this has had, and the potential DANGER she is under.
So if you see this dangerous character (pictured right) approach with caution, as this drug is highly dangerous and is a force to be reckoned with.
“I was walking to my local shop one day, and out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a rather shifty character on the street corner, with his arm leaned upon a Volkswagen Passat, he spoke with a strong Russian accent and in broken English,
I should have known he was dangerous when I noticed he was a 4″ inch tall box of pills, wearing a hat which covered the most of his eyes.
Before I knew it I was in the back of a 3 door Volkswagen Passat with a really scary looking Asparin sitting in the seat next to me, thankfully I was saved, due to the fact that there was no water to down the pills, so I was safe, and got away unharmed.”
However, this criminal is still on the loose on the streets of Croydon, and if you see him, contact the local authorities promptly, and do not under any circumstances make contact with what appears to be a 27 year old male, pill box. Has a long black beard and is always the driver.
I guess we’ll see Maria Sharapova in court, or I guess not, considering she’s being suspended from Tennis.
Have a super wonderful day!